WYSE FEMME HUSBAND HAD TO RECALL PAUL THE MOUSE MAN THIS MORNING. HE HAS CALLED TWICE IN TWO DAYS TO SET TRAPS AND PUT DOWN STICKY BOARDS UNDER OUR SOFAS IN HOPES OF CATCHING UP WITH THE LARGEST BLACK MOUSE WE HAVE SEEN. THAT IS CAUSING HAVOC IN OUR FRUNT ROOM. IT HAD GNORED AND RIPPED UP OUR NEW BISCUIT COLOURED CARPET IN ALL FOUR CORNERS LEAVING FOUR PILES OF WOOL LOOKING LIKE NESTS IN EACH CORNER.